damewendyNYC Yoga and Zumba instructor. Taker of photos. Social media fairy. Sometimes inappropriate. Busy being awesome. Also I'm a ninja. Obsessed with bicycling. And SHINY THINGS.

Follower of the Ketogenic Diet

Graduated the Yoga Vida teacher training program, NYC

Licensed to teach Zumba


Technology during the day, yoga all the time.

I have

A man who's passionate and smart and makes me happy and laugh every single day. The best cat on the planet.

My people:

Just L. - The man in my life
Kiddos - S: the girl & D: the boy
Sunshine - he's our best friend and lives across the street

'If you decide to follow me, send me a message and tell me about yourself. Otherwise, I'll assume you're a robot and you want me dead.'

Exercise Stuffs:
Completed 30 Day Shred w/ Jillian

White girl wasted just reached a whole new levelhttp://best-of-imgur.tumblr.com


White girl wasted just reached a whole new level

(Source: lavagoth, via milkyyywayyy)


how do i lose weight quickly and easily and also how do i gain the ability to fly and breathe fire and how do i cheat death 

(via baconamaste)

"He starts it off, as they always do, by saying,
“I still want to be friends” but I am already
on the next subway, the next taxi, the next whatever.
I am thinking about dinner that night, or the next night:
Angus beef, sauteed chicken, mahi mahi fish tacos.
I am thinking about the coffee pot and runner’s knee
and how much money I have in my savings. I am
thinking about hypothermia and missing bodies;
all the knives in my bed. I am thinking about how
the very word promise sounds more like an undoing.
I am thinking about the easiness of mouths.
How they open. How they give so much but also
about how they take away the things our minds
have committed to that permanent place of the brain,
where memories continue to rattle around long after
we’ve stopped shaking. I am thinking about how
he has turned me into a lake and I’ve never learned
how to swim. I am thinking about how I now have to
unlearn all of his secrets. Become a tourist to his body
again, blink against the hurt. I am thinking about
expensive hair cuts and retail therapy, dressing room
girls who are used to outlandish requests from customers.
I am thinking that this isn’t a dress my mother
would approve of, but honey, I look so good in red. "

Kristina Haynes, “The Breakup Sweats” (via fleurishes)

The fappening thing. Totally creeped out. Like, no. Boys you are creepers.

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Clash discussion #lunch  (at Pipers Kilt)

Clash discussion #lunch (at Pipers Kilt)

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let’s go here and have sex

let’s go here and have sex

(Source: danielodowd)

"I dreamt that Richie Sambora was my roommate "

— Weird brain
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Crock pot dinner in progress #wencooks

Crock pot dinner in progress #wencooks

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Mmmmm PLUS

Mmmmm PLUS

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Happens to me after I post a tit pic. Even though my blog says NSFW. Whatever! Lol

Ha! I hear ya. I lose a few here and there when I talk about sex. Usually girls. But I usually gain a few when I talk about sex. Usually guys. :)

suicidecasanova replied to your photo “Fr-eye-day #me”

So pretty.

:) thank you. 

sometimes-i-like-to-write-stuff replied to your photo “Found a low carb yogurt that’s actually really good. 10 carbs total so…”

This stuff is so awesome. Love siggi’s.

There you are! I wondered where you had gone. 

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