damewendyNYC Yoga and Zumba instructor. Taker of photos. Social media fairy. Pinterest recipe hoarder. Loves to cook. Sometimes inappropriate. Busy being awesome. Also I'm a ninja. Obsessed with spin class. And SHINY THINGS.

Follower of the Ketogenic Diet

Graduated the Yoga Vida teacher training program, NYC

Licensed to teach Zumba

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Technology during the day, yoga all the time.

I have

A man who's passionate and smart and makes me happy and laugh every single day. The best cat on the planet.

My people:

Just L. - The man in my life
Kiddos - S: the girl & D: the boy
Sunshine - he's our best friend and lives across the street

'If you decide to follow me, send me a message and tell me about yourself. Otherwise, I'll assume you're a robot and you want me dead.'

Exercise Stuffs:
Completed 30 Day Shred w/ Jillian
Yoga ALL THE TIME

If you reblog something there should be a 2 finger scroll rule. If I have to scroll more than that, just UGH, stop it. Especially the ones that get reblogged by a lot of people in the same day. It pretty much ensures I will not look at the post and will scroll as fast as I possibly can. 

“I hate chocolate Labs... I do. I hate them. I think they should be tied to fences and forced to listen to pre-production Bette Midler tapes. That's right. That's my opinion.”
-ellem52

But LOOK AT THAT FACE

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cherry82:

fooboo24:

cyndal-:

This is a photo of the best and worst purchase I have ever made in my life. It is a kotatsu. For those of you unfamiliar, a kotatsu is a Japanese heated table. The top of the table comes off, you put a blanket on in the cold seasons, and then put the table top back on. There are small space heaters underneath the whole table and when you stick your feet under there, it’s a toasty oven of pure bliss. It’s great on heating bills because I don’t turn on my heat, just my kotatsu. It’s the best and the worst purchase because it’s fucking awesome yet it’s so awesome I never want to leave the thing and end up missing school because who the fuck wants to get out from under a toasty oven of pure bliss? Not this bitch. My advice to you, is that you should totally get a kotatsu but only if you have the will power and self control to not get trapped under there. It’s so addicting, I even sleep under it sometimes…

i am so getting a kotatsu

I will own one…one day.

I think I need this to live

cherry82:

fooboo24:

cyndal-:

This is a photo of the best and worst purchase I have ever made in my life. It is a kotatsu. For those of you unfamiliar, a kotatsu is a Japanese heated table. The top of the table comes off, you put a blanket on in the cold seasons, and then put the table top back on. There are small space heaters underneath the whole table and when you stick your feet under there, it’s a toasty oven of pure bliss. It’s great on heating bills because I don’t turn on my heat, just my kotatsu. It’s the best and the worst purchase because it’s fucking awesome yet it’s so awesome I never want to leave the thing and end up missing school because who the fuck wants to get out from under a toasty oven of pure bliss? Not this bitch. My advice to you, is that you should totally get a kotatsu but only if you have the will power and self control to not get trapped under there. It’s so addicting, I even sleep under it sometimes…

i am so getting a kotatsu

I will own one…one day.

I think I need this to live

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“Well thank you, I appreciate the support”
-phoenix562714

Sure. :) I would advise backing away from the whole thing slowly. Places like this are rampant with mob mentality when you post an unpopular opinion. 

ryanlrussell replied to your post “City Livin”

Why did it matter if it had a head?

I’m not really sure but he was genuine in the need to know. Or he just wanted to see how close I would get to it without full on wigging out. 

“It's important that you know whether the roach was murdered or died of natural causes. A headless roach means ISIS and I can't have that in my walls.”
-ellem52

^^

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mistressmeta replied to your post:City Livin
Nope. Nope nope nope nope nope.

:) Ha! I know right.

City Livin

It’s a good life in NYC. From having a coffee shop a block in any direction, to the bars, the magical places that take my laundry and give me back clean and folded clothing, and how alive this city is, there are bound to be things that aren’t so great too. Bed bugs for one. That happened to me 7 years back and the nightmare of those bugs has scarred me for life. If you have ever dealt with these assholes, from the bottom of my heart, I am so sorry. It’s the absolute worst. If I EVER go through that again I will collect my cat, the electronics, all the guitars and then Just L and I will light the place on fire. 

Last night as I was in the shower I had just soaped up when I saw the biggest fucking cockroach ever fall from the tub faucet into the tub with me. In my immediate and complete panic I can’t be sure if it came from behind the pipe, in it, or from another dimension (Satan’s lair). All I did know was that I had to get the Hell out of there. I moved so fast I didn’t know what was what until I was in the hallway outside the bathroom dripping and yelling curses. Just L came right away, probably assuming there was a murderer in our bathroom. I gasped out two words, “Bug. Big” He went for the cockroach spray in the kitchen. The damn thing was already dead. All 5 pounds of it. Just dead. We sprayed half a can on it anyway.

I wadded up an entire roll of toilet paper preparing to collect our dead roach roommate from the tub when Just L says, “I don’t think it has a head. Check if it has a head.” Hum oh my god why? And yet I did. Even dead its antenna bounced as I jostled it and made my legs shake as I gingerly picked it up. I nearly screamed at it’s unexpected weight, then pulled it closer to my face (I know, I know the horror) to see if it had a head. I mean what scenario included the decapitation of a cockroach in our apartment and did I even want to know what other creepy crawly was capable of such an act, and possibly still nearby? It had a head. It listed slightly to the side. Into the toilet he went where Just L and I stood over him arguing about how something that big made it’s way into our bathtub and whether or not we should just brick up the bathroom forever after flushing him. 

"I hope you get everything you deserve. "

— The sweetest or evilest thing you can say to someone. (via missinyouiskillingme)

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bipolargamer:

It just really pisses me off that people will take literal non-issues and then make up evidence to support them, what’s even worse is when it’s so incredibly obvious but everyone just accepts it and spreads it anyway because apparently it’s easier to believe some sourceless post on tumblr than to actually go out and look at the world

and i mean, fuck, I get that society has a problem with sexualizing the female body, believe me I understand that. But fucking Halloween costumes are not the problem, it took ten seconds on amazon to see that there are plenty of nonsexualized costume options. I havent actually gotten up and gone to a costume shop to check there but I bet it’d be the same. Granted that may vary from location to location.

And meanwhile, there are actual fucking problems like how women are represented in media, but no we’d rather spread pictures of lingerie and pretend they’re the only costumes around than look at that.

So much yes

Spicy garlic shrimp - over pasta for him, over cauli cheddar bacon mash for me. This was a total misfire where I thought I’d hate it and he’d love it. Instead he hated it and I loved it. #wencooks

Spicy garlic shrimp - over pasta for him, over cauli cheddar bacon mash for me. This was a total misfire where I thought I’d hate it and he’d love it. Instead he hated it and I loved it. #wencooks

Win

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locktardis:

abreathexhaled:

distraction:

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wealwaysbreathe:

cutebuttprincess:

deadweightdesu:

shareeanne:

captainphaggit:

Watch the gif for 30 seconds, then look at the picture! 

😍

Fuck yeah!

COOL

that was unreal

SCIENCE SIDE OF TUMBLR EXPLAIN THIS WITCHCRAFT

Wtf

woooah.

It is magic. There is no explanation other than that.

SORCERY

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