"Any man can be trained to give a girl what could possibly be the most technically flawless fucking of her life, but if he doesn’t know what to whisper in her ear when he’s behind or how to look at her when he’s inside, then it doesn’t really matter. "
Behold, a 120+ year old rhododendron
They rarely grow into anything larger than a shrub, yet alone a tree!
Why does this not have more notes??
Because we’re scared
Yes very scared
Sweet baby jesus I bow to this majesty
Dinner in progress. Caprese, sautéed cheesy zucchini with bacon, corn on the cob, and unseen - strip steaks #wencooks
We like naps. Calling him Sir hops a lot.
Spin and free weights #boom #tired #NYSC
Don’t go outside NYC. It’s broken.
Thanks. We were supposed to be at a B&B having too much sex and some very needed relaxing. Things got in the way.
Aww. Good dog. legit. I wont move if the kitten is sleeping on me